I'm back...

Coming out of hibernation..yeah, I am back....reason?? dude...too many to name...android debugging has taken hell outta me in office for the past one week...this pussy cat is haunting even more...apart from this, there are a couple of more stuffs which are of higher priority than the ones already mentioned....

will be back in couple of days..stay tuned....

That second floor lady....

Hmmm...its time to talk abt a lady who stays in our building..."I apologize if I violate English vocabulary in this particular blog of mine, which pertains to a description of a lady who resides in second floor of my building" Back to informal domain...Apologies for gender bias....

Him : yup...she does stay there...so wht???

Me : dude...have some patience...dont jump with excitement just coz m talking bout a lady...

Him: fine man...go ahead...

Me : She stays in 2nd floor of our building...she looks awesome man...shez damn cute...she looks more like tht Monica bedi...infact looks better than her....

Him : Wow!! Is she single???

Me : he he...lemme continue man...

Me : She stays in 2nd floor...it's been a month since we shifted to this new place...But i have hardly seen her some 2, 3 times...there a lot of IT companies around..she must be working in one of those companies...I thought she was staying with her friend in a rented house like us...

Him : Is there any vacant house in ur building??

Me : He he..no man...:)

Him : Its ok..u continue now....

Me : fine...last Saturday I saw her climbing down the stairs...had a look of her...she was looking gorgeous...she just opened the gate and went off from there walking alone ....

Him: Saturday evening right? She must be meeting her bf

Me : May be...the next day I was waiting on my bike for my brother, outside our gate looking at a brand new stuff that generally interests me....

Him : then???

Me : Some smart looking guy came out of her house, with a key in hand...Then i realized she doesn't stay with her friend, she is married and staying there with her husband...

Him: So shez married??? Man...tht sucks..:(

Me : whtz ur problem dude??:)

Him : stop ur crap philosophy...continue now...

Me : Ok...he got down the stairs and reached ground floor....she locked her door and followed him....thrz always a black colored honda unicorn standing outside..i was always wondering whoz bike tht was as I always love tht bike...Now I got to know its his bike...yeah, then what happened?? Yeah, he didnt touch tht bike, just opened the gate...gave a lazy look at me...and then GOD!!!....opened the door of his brand new honda CIVIC, which I was staring the past 15 mins...Damn man!!she just opened the next door and sat next to him and they flew off...

Him : Wow man...I love CIVIC!!

Me : f*** u....

Him: dude jagga...keep thinking about that unicorn only!!! he he he.....

Me: stop joking man....

Him: kya kare?? we aren't that rich.....man, i better off be single only...

2009/04/11, 6:14PM

Tink Tink, Tink Tink

............Jagga...............
Maga, tht civic guy came
today also, but this time
with a mercedez benz
e-class :)....he shud be a
mega arbab dude :).No
doubt she has fallen for him.
But they make a nice pair
anyway.. okie..i gtg..catcha
latr...now dont sit n ****

Sender:
Jagga
+919986xxxxxx

Recieved
06:12:04PM
11-04-2009

300

Damn!!...Why do I do this every time? It's not the first time. It's 5th time I have been caught in Bangalore for violating traffic rules

Let me get back to the day so called "Good Friday". Firstly, by the time I got up, half the day had gotten over. Secondly, I realized I had to go to the office to finish some work. It was almost 4PM by the time I set in. Fortunately, since the office was 3/4th empty, there were no interrupts. Worked till 8.30, was riding back on one way(it means entry from only one side) . Couple of public servants(Is it so??), who were haunting like vultures, stopped me and asked me to take a U-turn from there and took me to the other side of richmond road circle, so that none can see them getting bribed by me. One guy who was not wearing his uniform, asked for 400 INR. I had only 100bucks in my purse. I didn't want to spend that much on him. I took out my wallet, showed my license, and when I was about to show all the related vehicle docs I was stunned by the next sentence "Don't take them out now, It's not necessary!!". Finally after me plead, and him threatening to sieze the vehicle and an aftermath fine of 800 bucks, we settled for 300bucks. I had to take him to the nearby ATM, burden my poor bike with 60Kg waste material(may be even more:Certification needed), and paid him off.

By the time I got rid of him, his senior had captured one more bakra near richmond road signal!!

Couple of his worthwhile dialogues to mention

"Fine kattod mukhya allappa, nimma safety mukhya!!" ("Your safety is more important to us than taking fine from you")

"Edurinda fastagi vehicle bandu enaadru hecchu kadime aadre, two wheeler avranna yaaru muttalla. Naavu policare barbeku nimmanna kaapadakke" ("In case if a vehicle comes from the other end very fast and something goes wrong, spectators don't even dare to touch two wheeler riders. We are the only people who help you in that case")

A cardi-vascular perception
"Jagga, stop cribbing about Corruption atleast now. You are part of it by encouraging it"

I wasn't a good friday in the end for third reason. Those 3 notes have left me forever. 300!!

Mother earth..

2008/04/04 9.18PM, IST..GMT +5.30

I was next to Delmia signal near JP Nagar 5th phase. We three of us(Myself, NY & Bulla) were supposed to meet at a nearby CCD. Damn! thats the most weirdest place on this earth. No diversion.. getting back to the topic. Shishir purchased a packet of bread from a nearby breadhouse and went to a recharge center who had just taken money from him on the previous day and had forgotten to recharge(I'm not sure about this)

I was waiting for him to return. Meanwhile I was texting. A 9yr old kid came to me and was showing something like a torch-pen, which glows when you press it. I was least interested in that. I didn't even bother to have a look at that pen. I was more involved in texting and hence I just shook my head(which was residing inside a helmet), signaling I wasn't interested. He didn't move for around 10 seconds. He still had a ray of hope that I may buy the pen. I just looked at him to say in Kannada "I don't want that". Sometimes actions speak more than anything. He took his hand to his mouth indicating If I buy a pen, it'll help to have his meals. GOD!! He literally shook my heart!!. I didn't know what to do. I asked him the price of that pen to which he answered 10 bucks. Without having second thoughts, I took 10Rs note from my pocket and asked him to keep my pen, so that he won't think I treated him as a beggar. His eyes were shining. It was so pleasing to see his face. Meanwhile, one more couple bought a pen from him. I was lost in his thoughts. I just turned around to see if I could give him 50bucks. I couldn't find him.

GOD...Why is this partiality? Is it justified what you are doing? In one side, its those who fight with their parents for getting RBK shoes instead of NIKE and in the other side those left with those torn slippers worn by others. I just cleared off myself with 10Rs. Is that what I could have done to that kid? GOD enlighten me. Enlighten this mother earth