Saturday, April 11, 2009

That second floor lady....

Hmmm...its time to talk abt a lady who stays in our building..."I apologize if I violate English vocabulary in this particular blog of mine, which pertains to a description of a lady who resides in second floor of my building" Back to informal domain...Apologies for gender bias....

Him : yup...she does stay there...so wht???

Me : dude...have some patience...dont jump with excitement just coz m talking bout a lady...

Him: fine man...go ahead...

Me : She stays in 2nd floor of our building...she looks awesome man...shez damn cute...she looks more like tht Monica bedi...infact looks better than her....

Him : Wow!! Is she single???

Me : he he...lemme continue man...

Me : She stays in 2nd floor...it's been a month since we shifted to this new place...But i have hardly seen her some 2, 3 times...there a lot of IT companies around..she must be working in one of those companies...I thought she was staying with her friend in a rented house like us...

Him : Is there any vacant house in ur building??

Me : He he..no man...:)

Him : Its ok..u continue now....

Me : fine...last Saturday I saw her climbing down the stairs...had a look of her...she was looking gorgeous...she just opened the gate and went off from there walking alone ....

Him: Saturday evening right? She must be meeting her bf

Me : May be...the next day I was waiting on my bike for my brother, outside our gate looking at a brand new stuff that generally interests me....

Him : then???

Me : Some smart looking guy came out of her house, with a key in hand...Then i realized she doesn't stay with her friend, she is married and staying there with her husband...

Him: So shez married??? Man...tht sucks..:(

Me : whtz ur problem dude??:)

Him : stop ur crap philosophy...continue now...

Me : Ok...he got down the stairs and reached ground floor....she locked her door and followed him....thrz always a black colored honda unicorn standing outside..i was always wondering whoz bike tht was as I always love tht bike...Now I got to know its his bike...yeah, then what happened?? Yeah, he didnt touch tht bike, just opened the gate...gave a lazy look at me...and then GOD!!!....opened the door of his brand new honda CIVIC, which I was staring the past 15 mins...Damn man!!she just opened the next door and sat next to him and they flew off...

Him : Wow man...I love CIVIC!!

Me : f*** u....

Him: dude jagga...keep thinking about that unicorn only!!! he he he.....

Me: stop joking man....

Him: kya kare?? we aren't that rich.....man, i better off be single only...

2009/04/11, 6:14PM

Tink Tink, Tink Tink

............Jagga...............
Maga, tht civic guy came
today also, but this time
with a mercedez benz
e-class :)....he shud be a
mega arbab dude :).No
doubt she has fallen for him.
But they make a nice pair
anyway.. okie..i gtg..catcha
latr...now dont sit n ****

Sender:
Jagga
+919986xxxxxx

Recieved
06:12:04PM
11-04-2009

1 comments:

Nithinkrishna Shenoy said...

Wish I were in the same building as you. It seems you too have been influenced a bit by my single posts. :)